— ectoBiologist [EB] sent file “coordinates.txt”—

You open the file and drop it in your phone that happened to be conveniently plugged into your husktop. The file makes it onto your phone smoothly and you separate the usb from your computer. Of course while waiting for John to get back to you about accepting his invitation, you had already jumped in an out of the shower. The only thing you needed was a sweater and a few loose bills that you located easily in the organized chaos of your room. You shove the pre-wrinkled money into your pocket and hop onto the conveniently placed transportalizer in your room. You enter the coordinates from your phone, slip on your sweater as the machine rrrrrr’s to life and you’re zapped away from boiling Texas to frigid Washington.

==>Arrive most likely ahead of schedule. 

You’re a little confused as to where you actually end up. Not just cause you’re in Washington, but you were assuming the coordinates John sent were going to lead to his home, but instead you’ve seem to pop up in one of the community transport devices right in the cafe. You instantly feel out of sorts after materializing in semi-crowded cafe, but no one seems to turn their heads at the flash of light. It’s just not alien anymore to people (or trolls) stepping out of sudden bursts of light.

==>Wait.

You move hastily and grab the first seat you see. It’s away from the windows and in a corner. You’ll just wait for John. He must be on his way right?

jonathanegbert asked: yeah, now is fine. bring a jacket though, it's kind of cold in washington right now. i will send you my coordinates.

UGH. I DON’T KNOW WHAT I HATE MORE, REALLY. THE COLD OR THE HOT. WHY CAN’T THIS PLANET JUST HAVE A STABLE WEATHER CYCLE? SOMETHING MY CARAPACE CAN ADJUST TO AND WON’T HAVE TO READJUST EVERY SOME MONTHS.

[gasp im HUrt no jk im orn and i will always been orn xoxo]

jonathanegbert asked: hey dude, if you have a transportalizer we should grab a coffee sometime. i don't want you to fade off again.

OF COURSE I HAVE A TRANSPORTALIZER. WHAT OR WHO DO YOU THINK I AM? HONESTLY, EGBERT. ALTHOUGH, EVEN AFTER THAT RIDICULOUS SITUATIONAL “WHAT IF” QUESTION; I WON’T TURN DOWN GOING OUT FOR SOME COFFEE. I MEAN, WHY NOT? IT’S BARELY 10 AM IN TEXAS AND I’M ALREADY PERSPIRING A SALT STORM.

IS NOW OKAY? I JUST NEED TO JUMP IN THE SHOWER AND I’LL BE THERE FASTER THAN YOU CAN COME UP WITH SOMETHING ELSE THAT’S STUPID TO SAY. (WHICH IS PRETTY QUICK.)

1. gabber2tag said: [ also idk if u guessed or not but im kiri ]

[ahhh i was actually WONDERING but i was too shy to ask oops HI KIRI ITS BEEN A WHILE]

languidpsittacine asked: [[pillz--crow's mun isn't actually really on tumblr anymore these days actually. u_u most of clubstuck moved over to play on second life rly]]

[oh NO……………….

sigh oh well i suppose im late to at least 80 percent of the party around here

no sweat though

thanks for the intel]